- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Ring Ring Hello? Click

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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