What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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