- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Women's Rights

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What's your blood type? Red.

Immigration Laws

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

The duck didn't cross the road.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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