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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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