shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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The Joke Below

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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