A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Anti Joke

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