- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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