What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Cripples are lame.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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