- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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