- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is white and long? A New York winter

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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