- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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