- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

cory

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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