- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

the midget went to the midget store

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Well this is pointless.....

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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