Penis

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

rent a cops

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...