Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Fine, ladies first.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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