- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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