- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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