Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Anti Joke

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