- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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