- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Your Mom

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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