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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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