- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

i dont fisish anythi

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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