- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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