Once upon a time a was born

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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