- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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