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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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