- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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