you will like this because i am black.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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