How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

You know what's natural? Bears.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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