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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How high is the sky? True or False

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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