- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??