There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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