- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Gus's mom

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

knock knock who's there ?

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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