Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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The Big Band Theory

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Barack Obama

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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