- Anti Joke

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

once you go black your credit goes wack

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.