Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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