Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

here's a joke... the american education society

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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