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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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