Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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