- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why? Why not?

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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