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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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