There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

L's I's that took Viagra.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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