- Anti Joke

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.