- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

homosexual rights to marriage

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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