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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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