what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Justin beiber's penis

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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