- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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