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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the African baby get for his birthday?..... AIDS

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.