- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What? Huh?

Penis

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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