- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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