- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Justin Bieber

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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