Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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