Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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