Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

Well this is pointless.....

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

womens rights

What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A fat guy!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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