- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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