- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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