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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

ure mama's so fat

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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