I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's 9 + 10 19

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