- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Two women were sitting quietly.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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