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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

justin beiber sucks

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

it's funny because it's funny

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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