What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Rebecca Black

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Bitch

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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