- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

where do some birds live in? Earth

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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