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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Of course, first door on your left

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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