- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

So a bar walks into a man...

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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