- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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