- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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