Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

deez nuts

What does? 42

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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