Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

human centipede

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what is orange? an orange

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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