There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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