- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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