Apple juice.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

eoin burgin is fat

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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