- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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