Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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12 niqqa 12.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Heskey time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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