- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Male leadership.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A dead guy walks into a grave.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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