I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Eric is gay Ha

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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